[Turadis]

I defile your thread by describing them using Spongebob quotes instead.

Arbalest - He's just standing there...Menacingly!
Magic Gunner - I'm Dirty Dan.
Ranger - You used me...FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT!

Lantern Bearer - Are these night lights guaranteed to keep the creepy creatures of the dark away?
Priest - Two hours later.

Ghost - Too bad that didn't kill me.
Kensei - Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy.
Firebird - There is no ice! There's never been any ice! Ice is just a myth!

Evoker - First I must pass the oral exam. I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.
Hexer - 1% evil, 99% hot gas.
Rune Magician - Let's go, I wanna see some spinning!

Monk - Just do what I do when I have problems: SCREAM!!!
Verglas - Kicking?! I wanna do some kicking!!
Boxer - And that's when I punch him, right?

Engineer - Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
Void Assassin - I'VE GOT DARKNESS INSIDE OF ME!
Spellthief - The best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.

Black Knight - Art thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
Tactician - I've got a good idea, and nobody else thinks so.
Demon Hunter - Life's as extreme as you wanna make it!!

Grand Summoner - T-The gang's all here...
Bonder - F is for friends who do stuff together.
Shapeshifter - I'm ugly, and I'm PROUD!