[Soapy]

Purplish Edgelord rushes him with the jackhammer!
Weak! The Black Clad Elf takes 182 Darkness damage.
Purplish Edgelord's turn.
Purplish Edgelord says "Desperado."
Purplish Edgelord's turn.
Purplish Edgelord takes 0 Blunt damage.
Purplish Edgelord's turn.
Purplish Edgelord says "(what)"

That was a Nitrogen Drop, with two enemies in range. Something tells me that's not particularly intended.